Another insightful work conversation

  • B: Well Dave, you go on to heaven and look down on us sinners. I'll be in hell with Einstein and Ghandi and whoever else people are now condemning. We'll have a blast.
  • D: I don't know, I don't think I'm getting into heaven. Is there booze there? Is heaven a dry county?
  • B: I don't know. Robin what do you think about the afterlife?
  • Me: I want a traditional Viking burial where I'm sent over the falls in a funeral pyre surrounded by bourbon and guns. And then I want to be reincarnated as an otter.
  • B: Her afterlife is way cooler than your heaven.